Friday, August 26, 2005

The Iron-knight Cuisine Competition

The square is prepared with all the counters and the coal bags needed for the cooking event that will mark a precedent.
Sir Invisible has a big barbecue and frankfurter stand similar to all the knights competing (aparently only I see him at it). The challengers own their stand but will cook only for own satisfaction. The commentator announced the honoured judges: Lady Mina, Miss Muñeca, the most difficult to please judge in a food contest and me the Queen.

There is Sir Dolorous Stroke collecting all his live-beetles for his famous chocolate-fudge covered bugs; Sir Gaunt emptying a bag of delicious powdered resin, perfect for exquisite gummi-hybernated polar bear (it is very good to keep you thin and svelte.) Sir Bagdemagus always had big resources for this type of event, he managed to bring a stack car with many marinates, several preserves, and assorted mustards. Sir Abellious brought the best sheep he had at his animal farm and we think he'll make a lamb stew (we do not know yet!). Sir Cinder was discualified from the game as seen he could not help the stale smell of his english meat. Sir Turkine wanted to have the best counter of our square, but to my best recollection he did not paid the price needed for such luxury; he will stay in the back as many of all those peasants in that one near island we all know. Sir Brewnor without Pity bought with him many types of internationally renowned plants called somewhat Agave. We hadn't seen this plant before.

Between all his paraphernalia he also had a closed tight bowl with little husky worms, some lemons and a stack of salt. Sir Damas chose to bring lady fingers and made the day of the commentator who exploded in many praises for his fine taste.

As the battle in the Iron knight cuisine begins, the secret ingredient will be announced. The other knights were difficult to see mainly because I had tasted some of the mustards Bagdemagus brought. It made my mouth sour and my eyes temporarily blind.

1 Comments:

Blogger Morgana Anakina Black said...

Sir Bagdemagus told me a few minutes ago that not everything he keeps on the stacks is eatable. And what I took to be mustard was in reality an epoxy glue for mending his cook utensils! I think Bagdemagus is long gone before his chance of winning. I'll play nice but afterwards will give him My kind of treat...

27 August, 2005 09:48  

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