A travesty of a contestant in our midst.

With the hope that springs anew, many longed to see a bare chest, manliness courage, unsurpassing physical strength, muscles galore, competing including me. But it looked extremely boring for the 1st event today; the score remained 0-0-0 after 307 hours or so. There were no surprises, no manliness courage, no blood. Yes, the Tri-sacred King has begun with multiple features. When our messenger died and the perpetrator of the murder was sentenced to serve as commentator, we thought to add one more spot for the first interested knight being willing to the challenge.

Suddenly, a skinny looking boy stepped from the crowd. He had a glass eye and weakly voice, dark uncombed hair that resisted any effort to keep straight. He claimed he wanted to compete to win the hand of Penislope and that he was called mysteriously Arry Totter (I think he thought Penis. was a man). Well, only I got hold of the new contestant in wonderment. I forgave the attraction for Penis. He will compete and allright. The new kid seems to be the gay-blood boy but probably is just my imagination. We did not find him, he came to us.

Our messenger is dead, the murderer was convicted and now we have a new host of the show.
Our 5 players and the challengers are supposed to go in a circle. There I see the contestant Sir Invisible for he doth makes a tini reflection of light;contestant Sir Dolorous Stroke;contestant Sir Bla-blaberis; and contestant Dana Lan and anonimous participant nicknamed only Arry Totter.

The challengers prior mission is to deliver hell to the game thus enhancing the difficulty: Sir Abellious,Sir Damas,Sir Cinder: which is incidentally also called the Foul Knight; Sir Bagdemagus (he was always interested in me...), Sir Rhosisontheliver also called the Sick knight, Sir Turquine (or just Blue), Sir Gaunt a.k.a "the captive", Sir Brewnor-Without Pity, SirBerihideous, Sir Prickdan le Noir, Sir Fagdanfiend who also at first refused to fight when he spotted Sir Dolorous Stroke.


Event I: Divination

One player chosen at random has to guess first a word set by the riddle of a
referee. The referee has not the word still (he is working on it )so many of these knights are in a difficult game to play. If someone guesses this riddle the player will have the power to choose the way in which the referee will get tormented. If on the other hand he cannot guess the player will have to receive a smack about the head with a mortal iron bat. Many people loved that game in my kingdom and that's why words are so important for the valonish people.