Let me shake thou strongly...

I have taken a suggestion to hart. I have purged evil from its root. I shall forget the ever skating tournament and will concentrate in my day...

In our island of apples there is an old custom in which the Queen likes to shake an old apple tree to force down the early fall of its crimson fruit. Then, with what she should have gathered, her maidens make delighting recipes: Amorous Oberon Toppings for Titania's Sherbet, Friar Lawrence-Apple Dates Shake, Cesar's Banana and Apple Puddings... the list goes on and on. Fortunately,these were the remainder of our food competition which haven't spoiled thanks to our cold and tempestuous climate.

I wonder how my knights are doing against such vile and disordered weather.

Oh hell! It won't work. The knights have disappeared!!! Someone send the support squad to see what has happened!!! . Lords of imbecility, please take note of the tragedy! Corrupted Damned Land.